I'm a writer. and everyone's all, why don't you have a blog. and i'm all, your mother. and they're like, no seriously. and i'm like, suck it.
then i calmed down, took a deep breath, and here i am, popping my cherry to the whole world wide web. my legs are spread and i'm ready for the plunge. a virgin no more. now let's see if anyone even reads the crap that spews forth from my mouth.
peace.
3 comments:
You know I'll be all over this shit like a fat kid on a Smartee.
I may not READ your crap, but I'll definitely eat it.
son, your legs were already spread...what's different? ;)
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